Bent Bolt & The Nuts – “Mechanical Man”
(im L.A. der frühen 80er bekannt aus der Radioshow Dr. Demento):

I’m the mechanical man

I’m the mechanical man, I was built in a factory
my serial number is 084567123.
I’m designed in The U.S.A.
and manufactured in Japan.
Does anybody here know a robot girl
who wants to meet a mechanical man?

I was made out of stainless steel to protect my brain from rust,
there’s a vacuum cleaner built into my chest that automatically  picks up dust
I am 5 foot 8 inch tall
and as strong as a moving van
Does anybody here know a robot girl
who wants to meet a mechanical man?

I can fix an automobile
I can put up a Christmas tree
I can milk a cow
I can mow a lawn,
I can pour you a cup of tea

But I’m looking for someone
who could help me to charge my coils
and fill me up with batteries and feed me my daily oil
I would not care at all if she looked like a garbage can,

does anybody here know a robot girl
who wants to meet a
mechanical….chanical….chanical….
chanical….chanical….chanical….
chanical….chanical….OH NO!!!!

(Gefunden bei Easydreamer und im Flickr-Fotostream von popkrazy)

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