Jeremy Boor
The Mostly German Philosophers Love Song
Hegel, I Goethe Goethe have ya,
‘Cause I Nietzsche, Nietzsche, Nietzsche
So bad.
I’d like to Leibniz the stars with you.
But I know you’d Schopenhauer late, like you always do.
So I say, Hegel …
Heidegger lovely ways, she’s got all I want.
And I’d like to Hess some of her goodness, but I Kant.
So I say, Hegel …
Spinoza long since I have seen your face.
And so be-Feuerbach I shall not leave this place.
But I say, Hegel …
I Gadamer-ciful reply from her.
But as to Husserl-ove, I cannot say for sure.
So, I say, Hegel …
Well I don’t Kierkegaard my heart with all my strength.
But now I’ve been in such a Ficht(e) for such a length.
And I don’t know if my Wittgenstein to sing this lonely song.
That’s why Einstein away from you from now on.
But I say, Hegel …
The Silliest Song in the Whole World.
Mit Dank für den Tip an Max Ackermann
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Supertoll!